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Ninja Farts

Author : J. B. O'Neil
ISBN : 1484905849
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
File Size : 26. 65 MB
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Silent but deadly...just as a Fart Ninja should be! Milo Snotrocket was just an ordinary, fart-loving boy, until he got wind of the school bully, Bobby Buttzcratcher's, evil scheme: to use deadly stinky farts, for evil! Now Milo must become the Fart Ninja to stop bad Buttzscratcher. The laughs come as fast as ninja stars as Milo... -swallows up bad kids with a powerful fart dragon! -braves the deadly Flatulator! -flies on his magic fart cloud, dropping stink bombs galore! AND MORE From #1 Bestselling Children's Book Author J.B. O'Neil comes: Ninja Farts. Here's what people have to say: "Okay! I gotta tell you. I have two grandsons -- one is 11 and the other is 6. Both are going to absolutely go bonkers over this book. Heck, I think even the girls will get a kick out of it." "The most hilarious book in the whole world...I gave it a five star rating because of the writer's sense of humor. It could make me laugh till the cows come home." "I know my kids will love this, and the audio effects would make it that much more fun for them." Your copy of "Ninja Farts" also includes a FREE audiobook edition: look inside for more information.

Ninja Farts

Author : J B O'Neil
ISBN : 1510724354
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Dog Farts

Author : Herbert Kavet
ISBN : 0880324384
Genre : Humor
File Size : 85. 90 MB
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Fart Wars

Author : J. B. O'Neil
ISBN : 1484983696
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
File Size : 79. 95 MB
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FREE Audiobook Inside! That's right...For a limited time you can download a FREE mp3 audiobook version of THIS BOOK with your purchase of "Fart Wars: May the Farts Be With You". You and your kids will laugh out loud as you listen to this fart-tastic audiobook (complete with disgusting sound effects!). That's twice the farting fun! - From #1 Bestselling Author J.B. O'Neil OK: ready to laugh your butt off? Milo Snotrocket is back and stinkier than ever in this hilarious new episode of The Disgusting Adventures of Milo Snotrocket...aka, the Fart Books! Here's what readers are already saying about the side-splitting, bottom-burping Fart Books: "I haven't heard my daughter laughing and giggling that much since she stared school. Thank you J.B O'Neill - I will definitely get all your books to keep my child laughing." "Absolutely hysterical!...If you want to laugh your way through, from page to page, this is your opportunity and the price is perfect. Get your copy now, it will put a smile on your face!" "This book had me and my kids laughing from start to finish!...Talk about a fun Friday night!"

I Hate Reading

Author : Beth Bacon
ISBN : 0988339692
Genre :
File Size : 68. 73 MB
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Fart Squad

Author : Seamus Pilger
ISBN : 9780062290465
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
File Size : 77. 3 MB
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It was an average day at Harry Buttz Elementary until . . . KABLAM! The five-bean burritos churning in Darren Stonkadopolis's stomach exploded in a fart so volcanic it melted his desk seat, knocked out his whole class, and got him sent to the nurse—and he's not alone. Something fishy is going on in Buttzville. And it's up to Darren and his three farting friends to combine their potty powers to get to the bottom of this evil plot—before it's too late. With their scent-sei, Janitor Stan, at their side, the Fart Squad has to learn to harness the powers between their butt cheeks. And then let it RIIIP. "A flagrant romp. Not to be passed!"—The New York Toots "A cut above the rest."—StinkyCheese.com "If you haven't caught wind of Fart Squad yet, don't let this one go!" —Rude News "We've been dealt a winner!"—SmeltIt.blog.com

The Booger Book

Author : J. B. O'neil
ISBN : 1484983556
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
File Size : 27. 39 MB
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FREE "Ninja Farts" Audiobook Inside! That's right...For a limited time you can download a FREE audiobookversion of J.B. O'Neil's fart-tastic new book "Ninja Farts - Silent ButDeadly" with your purchase of "The Booger Book". You and your kids will laugh out loud at funny sound effects of this #1 Bestselling Book. That's twice the farting fun! The #1 Amazon Bestseller! That's right, we're talking boogers! And whether you like to Pick 'em..Lick 'em...Roll 'em...or Flick 'em... you (and your child) will be in booger heaven with this book! Follow the adventures of Milo Snot-Rocket to discover why: You should NEVER wipe your boogers under your desk at school... What happens when you stick nose-candy on the principal's doorknob... Cramming them into the end of your sister's flute can be truly horrible... Sticky ones are surprisingly useless for hanging art projects on the fridge... Spaghetti with booger-balls should be your new favorite dinner... "This book is a HOOT!" Discover all of these yucky booger facts and so much more in this hilarious new book for kids of all ages. The Booger Book: Pick it, Lick it, Roll it, Flick it! delivers the goods and will have your kids rolling on the floor with good old-fashioned booger fun. Featuring over 2 dozen awesome illustrations and pages and pages of gross-out humor...your kids will love this one! Kids of all ages are laughing out loud at the "The Booger Book"...here's what some readers are saying: "I downloaded this book to read with my 6 years old daughter. I started reading but had to ask my hubby to continue reading with her. It is so well written that I could picture everything in it! Both dad and daughter had quality times reading through the chapters and had lots of loud laughs. I haven't heard my daughter laughing and giggling that much since she stared school. Thank you J.B O'Neil!" "My 9-year-old son & I read this together and he laughed and laughed." "Highly recommend!...No more dilemmas in what to buy for future presents for him or my friends children - would definitely buy more from this author in this series- so please write some more!"

Dog Farts

Author : J. B. O'neil
ISBN : 148498384X
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
File Size : 42. 53 MB
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"Milo Snotrocket, the self-proclaimed master of bottom-burping disaster, is teaming up with his little sister Brittney in their most disgusting adventure yet: curing their pup Pooter's diabolical dog farts!" -- Amazon.

Caveman Farts

Author : J. B. O'Neil
ISBN : 1484926226
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
File Size : 66. 10 MB
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FREE Audiobook Inside! That's right...For a limited time you can download a FREE bonus MP3 audiobook version of J.B. O'Neil's "Caveman Farts - The Story of the First Stinky Farts" with your purchase of this book. You and your kids will laugh out loud as you listen to this fart-tastic audiobook (over 20 minutes long...complete with disgusting sound effects!). That's twice the farting fun -- Grab the book and get this bonus audiobook FREE while it's still available! From #1 Bestselling Author J.B. O'Neil! Ready to laugh your butt off? Milo Snotrocket is back and stinkier than ever in this hilarious new episode to the #1 Best-Selling "Fart Book" series. Milo Snotrocket's back...in time, that is! A class-time nap turns into a prehistoric party as Milo witnesses the world's first human fart, as delivered by the young caveboy Zug. When a nearby tribe starts making trouble for Zug and his people, it's up to the young boy and his butt-trumpet to save the day! Here's what readers are already saying about the side-splitting, bottom-burping Fart Books: "I haven't heard my daughter laughing and giggling that much since she stared school. Thank you J.B O'Neill - I will definitely get all your books to keep my child laughing." "Absolutely hysterical!...If you want to laugh your way through, from page to page, this is your opportunity and the price is perfect. Get your copy now, it will put a smile on your face!" "This book had me and my kids laughing from start to finish!...Talk about a fun Friday night!"

The Amazing Fart Man

Author : J. B. O'Neil
ISBN : 1492220310
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
File Size : 52. 61 MB
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BONUS - Includes FREE "Amazing Fart-Man" Audiobook Inside! That's right...For a limited time you can download a FREE audiobook version of J.B. O'Neil's fart-tastic new book "The Amazing Fart-Man!" You and your kids will laugh out loud at funny sound effects from this latest addition to the #1 bestselling "Fart Books" series. Twice the farting fun! Here's what readers are saying about the side-splitting, bottom-burping Fart Book series: "I haven't heard my daughter laughing and giggling that much since she stared school. Thank you J.B O'Neill - I will definitely get all your books to keep my child laughing." ~ Lisa D. "Absolutely hysterical!...If you want to laugh your way through, from page to page, this is your opportunity and the price is perfect. Get your copy now, it will put a smile on your face!" ~ Tom Foster "This book had me and my kids laughing from start to finish!...Talk about a fun Friday night!" ~ Rob Rodenparker From #1 Bestselling Children's Book Author J.B. O'Neil Milo Snotrocket has returned, this time as the butt-kicking superhero, Fart-Boy! Joined by his best friend and sidekick Stinky, Fart-Man is ready to save the neighborhood the only way possible: with farts! Get ready to choke on laughter and stinky gas attacks as the dynamic duo of Fart-Man and Stinky: * Patrol the neighborhood in the high-speed Fart-Mobile (it takes Super Premium gas only!) * Battle a gang of bullies, who assemble to form the mighty Bullytron! * Struggle against the nefarious Cheese Cutter...what is his evil scheme to conquer the world!? * Save a child falling from a 20 story building with two farts! * And much, much more.... Purchase "The Amazing Fart-Man" right now for your kids ...and get the "Fart Man" audiobook for FREE (start laughing right now!).

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